MEH CARDS.

Sarcastic greetings & snide tidings

Cards that say what everyone's thinking.

We put thought into it. Not much. Deadpan greeting cards on real card stock, for people tired of forced positivity.

Browse the cards ↓

Sold on Etsy.
Obviously.

I'm thankful for you. And the pie.

Mostly the Pie
  1. 1.Pick a card
  2. 2.Buy it on Etsy
  3. 3.Ships in 3–5 days. We're not rushing for you.

The cards

16 designs. Plenty.

Season's greetings.

Now with glitter $5.50

christmas

Another year.

Now with glitter $5.50

birthday

You did the bare minimum…

$5

thank you

You made a person.

$5

new baby

Insert appropriate emotion here.

$5

any occasion

Hope you're less bad soon.

$5

get well

Hope it's better than the last one.

$5

new job

I'm thankful for you. And the pie.

$5

thanksgiving

My bad.

$5

i'm sorry

You're married now.

Now with glitter $5.50

wedding

New year.

Now with glitter $5.50

new year

Still here.

Now with glitter $5.50

anniversary

That's rough, buddy.

$5

sympathy

Now you get to be tired at home instead.

$5

retirement

You did a thing.

Now with glitter $5.50

congrats

You're fine.

Now with glitter $5.50

valentine's day